- are you alive
- do you like mozzarella sticks
- In class: 1+1=2
- Exercises: 1+2+1=4
- Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
- most people: Oh, this idea is so cool! I wish it was real!
- tumblr people: uggggghhhh why doesn't this exist uggggghhhhhhh
- most people: Wow, that person is really attractive.
- tumblr people: NGGGHHHH UNFFFFFF UGH FUCKING LIFE RUINER UGH FUCK YOU GO AWAY NO NO UNF
- most people: 11pm, time for bed!
- tumblr people: 4am, time for fanfiction!
- most people: I love this TV show / book / movie /etc!
- tumblr people: I just love this so mu-hu-hu-huuuuchhh OH MY GOD NEW EPISODE / BOOK / ANYTHING RELATED TO THIS I AM SOBBING
- most people: Aww, I love that these two are now a couple in this show! I don't really watch for the romance, though.
- tumblr people: IF CASUAL CONTACT IS MADE, SHIP IT. IF THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER, SHIP IT. IF EYE CONTACT IS MADE, SHIP IT. IF THEY APPEAR IN A SCENE TOGETHER, SHIP IT. IF THEY APPEAR IN THE SAME SHOW TOGETHER, SHIP IT. IF THEY AREN'T EVEN FROM THE SAME UNIVERSE...SHIP IT EVEH HARDER.
If I have only met you one time at a huge family reunion many years ago, and never had a true conversation with you, and you live halfway across the country, please don’t add me on facebook. I will, out of guilt, accept your request to keep the familial peace, but that is the extent of our interaction. Stop commenting on my statuses giving your life advice. I don’t know you, and I don’t care. Just go away.